HA……don’t run with scissors! It shouldn’t be legal for me to operate scissors!
Last week I poked myself in the eye with scissors.
Yup….I can’t even make that stuff up!
Suffice to say I am a giant moron!
Long story Long (HA!) I decided it would be a swell idea to cut my own hair (I know….I know….problem #1) I was “carefully” trying to simply trim my hair. Everything was going along fine (it’s all in how you see it I guess) and then I thought (other problem…I shouldn’t be allowed to think) I should put my head upside down (WHAT THE HECK!) and start trimming this way. Trim a little here, trim a little there and wham bam thank you ma’am stab myself right into my left eye. LUCKILY I didn’t do any permanent damage. But it brought me to my knees and I almost vomited (sorry TMI). The shock of the pain was so sudden and excruciating. I got light-headed and wanted to scream for my life.
After a few tears….only from my right eye (hahaha), I was able to gather my thoughts and stand up. Guess what I decided would be an awesome idea?
Keep on trimming my hair….
If you need me, I might at this point check myself into a mental ward.
On another note….remember my New Year’s Resolution to sew more: Reconnecting
Note: please be kind…I am not a model and this was painful! This dress is made with 4 old tees!!!! Isn’t that cool?
Here’s where I found the idea (I didn’t follow her plans exactly but you’ll understand): Colorblock dress from old tees
Have a Fantastic Friday!