I love love love to laugh BUT what I love even more so is to make people laugh….and I mean pee your pants kind of laugh. Too much??? Sorry, but it’s a fact, and if I have to be the one you are laughing at, I am OK with that as well.
Needless to say, I am clumsy….extremely clumsy. And I never learn. I can trip on the same piece of carpet entering the gym every single day….EVERY SINGLE DAY…no one else is tripping on this carpet but me.
Today because my neck was hurting I thought it would be an awesome idea to go in the dry sauna, not only to sweat all the toxins in my body but also try to relax my muscles a little. It is a nice sauna with a nice glass door….and now with my nose’s print on it. Yes, you are correct, I smacked my whole face on the glass….the ladies inside the sauna were trying not to laugh until I said: “go ahead laugh, I will probably do the same thing tomorrow…because I just don’t learn my lessons.” I thought one lady was going to fall off the bench.
I bet she went home and told her family: “I laughed so hard today when this lady with a weird accent smacked her whole face in the glass door at the gym”. Glad I was her little ray of laughter!
THEN…I went to take a shower, I found out that a gym’s shower curtain can hold up a 42 year old woman pretty darn well when she is about to face plant into the shower. Lucky day I guess!
Today’s lesson: laugh, who cares really? It’s the best exercise for your facial muscles.
FYI: toxins =wine
FYI: my old gym closed so I am “learning” the lay of the land at a new gym. Members at my new gym are learning to stay clear of my path.
FYI: Go workout, you’ll feel better! Who knows you might see a goofball like me take a face plant on the treadmill singing out loud to the Backstreet Boys… DON’T JUDGE.
Note: image from: IMGFAVE.com via Pinterest🙂